NAME:                                                    Richard Hall

AGE:                                                        Old enough to know better

OCCUPATION:                                       Taxpayer

NICKNAME:                                           Hally, You There,

CAREER HIGHLIGHT:                           Winning premierships, especially as captain; becoming yard glass champion of the world

CAREER LOWLIGHT:                            After effects of becoming yard glass champion of the world

BEST CRICKETER SEEN:                      Steve ‘Pool Party’ Meddings

BIGGEST INFLUENCE:                        Melbourne Bitter

FAVORITE TV SHOW:                        The fish tank on SBS

FAVORITE MOVIE:                              Point Blank; Big Lebowski

FAVORITE BAND/SINGER:                    Royal Trux; Steely Dan; Blue Oyster Cult

FAVORITE FOOD:                                  Day old pizza

FAVORITE DRINK:                                Premiership Lager

FAVORITE HOLIDAY SPOT:                French Island

FAVORITE NIGHTSPOT:                       Graham McConchie’s house

DREAM DATE:                                      My lovely wife, of course!

DREAM ROUND OF GOLF:                    Jose Feliciano, Stevie Wonder, Helen Keller

FUNNIEST CLUBMAN:                          They’re all funny

YOUR HERO:                                          LICC website manager, whoever that is

BEST ADVICE GIVEN:                           “Next time Khanny bares his arse, stub your cigarette out on it”

MOST EMBARRASING MOMENT:        Having a suspected heart attack while going for a third run at Carrum Downs, getting run out as a result

FUNNIEST MOMENT:                          Batting with Grant Hately